Monday, May 6, 2013

It's a public service, really.

Conversations this weekend:


Nate: We forgot to take out the trash. Again.
Me: Oh well. There's always next week. Not a big deal.


Nate: The dogs are almost out of dog food.
Me: Not worried. Toga and I just had Apple Jacks, So we're all set.


Nate: You left the toilet lid open and I caught Lady drinking out of it. Again...
Me: It's really of no consequence to me if the disgusting dog gets more disgusting. Don't care.
Nate: I swear to God, you could literally fill BOOKS with the things you just don't give a sh*t about.
Me: That's a book I'd read.
Nate: *bangs head repeatedly against the counter*

Apparently he's unaware how this marriage thing works?



1 comment:

  1. my favorite thing to do is wake him up during a REM cycle to see what he says when he's sleeping. top notch entertainment.


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