Censorship: The NEW Four Letter Word

Time to get back in to the swing of things after an AMAZING vacation. I promise I'll post pictures and details and such soon (read: I'm the world's worst at uploading pics from my camera which could also be read as lazy, but whatev).

For now, I've got something I need to get off of my chest. First things first: I keep this blog for one reason...it's cheaper than therapy. I have the best family and friends any person could ever hope/imagine/pray to Tom Cruise, baby Jesus or Oprah for, but y'all if they had to actually listen to me rant/talk/complain/exaggerate with their ears (as opposed to having the option of reading it here, or not knowing at all, which is there right, because this is America) they would probably have committed me to facility for the mentally unstable. I know they love me, but sometimes I'm a lot to handle, and I have no problem admitting that. I've got too many hamsters in my head and not enough wheels and sometimes this is the only avenue I have of sorting out all the fluff.

Now, that being said, I also have a pretty adult sense of humor/vocabulary. I try to keep myself in check but sometimes four letter words just carry a little more emphasis and as an ADULT I occasionaly take the liberty of using them. Don't get me wrong, I have a filter, and know where and when to crank that puppy up so that nothing but rainbows, butterflys and kittens come out of my mouth. Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending on which way you look at it) this little bloggity of mine is not a place where I feel I should control myself. If anyone has an issue with that, like I mentioned before, this is America and you know where the big red X is that will take you away from this website. It's not going to hurt my feelings one bit. Promise. I probably should have made a disclaimer tab when I first started this circus, but again with the hamsters and yadda yadda so I'm taking the time now to write one. You're welcome.


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Ok, so I'm pretty sure that covers everything. If not, know this, I'm not perfect, I'm not pretending to be and my sincere and singular hope is that you find my over exaggerated stories about my hot mess of a life entertaining.

Always,

L